Weekly Wrap Around: Who Are These Guys?, Playoff Beards, and Other Random Stuff

Anton Stralman and David Clarkson collide in the...wait who?

Seriously who are these guys? I still don't know the whole Devils roster. Kind of crazy considering they're only two wins away from the Stanley Cup finals. On top of their already confusing roster they added another player Jacob Josefson the other night. Seriously guys? Petr Sykora was one of the only players I actually knew on your roster. Well I decided to find out who this kid was, and well....

He's adorable.

Jarret Stoll also tried to rape him earlier this year. I have no memory of this.

He is part of the Swedish chef brigade.

He works out in the summer with Gabriel Landeskog..YUM.

And then there's this....

Playoff Beards!!!!!

Bailey might have a better beard than Doughty, but no one rocks black socks and sandals like Drew.

Damn David Clarkson...just damn. Call me maybe?

Man I love Richards beard, and that cardigan just offsets it perfectly.

Even his beard is fucking perfect.

Kovy's beard is the most shocking thing about this picture. Umm..close up shop.

Cheeto ginger beard gloriousness.

For a 12 year old Jonathan Quick grows a pretty nice beard.

Prusticles beard is out of control.

Yummy Danish beard for one please!

Matt Greene's beard is a ray of sunshine.

Doanbeard and Yandlebeard are pretty awesome.

Yandlebeard would be the top playoff beard except...

Mother of God...bow before his beard.

Random Shit

So stupid it's awesome.

I laughed more than I should have at this.

John Tortilla.

Pretty much.

Henrik Lundqvist wasn't always perfect. I still don't know how I feel about this.