By now I'm sure you've all seen the naked picture of Brad Richards for ESPN Magazine's annual Body Issue. Here's a link to the Puck Daddy article, because frankly, I don't want to have this picture on my blog forever. My first thought upon seeing this photo was WHY GOD WHY??? CANNOT UNSEE!!!!! Why Brad Richards? I would like to know who makes these decisions. Why can't they chose someone I WANT TO SEE NAKED? Nothing against Brad Richards personally, I'm sure he's a nice guy, but I just don't want to think about him naked.
Now, I know that not every guy wants to show off his stuff in a national magazine. I'm sure the pool to pick from is slim, but I guarantee they can do better. That's why I'm starting a campaign!
THE RULES:
- Send me your top 5 picks for NHL players you want to see in next years Body Issue! Leave your picks in the comments, or send them to me on Twitter.
- I will take all picks until Friday July 13th at noon PT. I will then take the top 16 picks and create a bracket.
- All players will go head-to-head (or body-to-body if you will) in a playoff style match-up, until one guy is the champion.
- You can vote for your favorites, and I will send the results to ESPN Magazine for their consideration.
The more picks and votes the better! Let your voice be heard by ESPN Magazine, so next year we can all enjoy!
jarrett stoll, jeff carter, gabe landeskog
ReplyDeleteToo long to reply via twitter :). My top 5 are (in order):
ReplyDeleteJonathan Toews
Gabriel Landeskog
Eric Staal
Jeff Carter
PK Subban
Honorable mentions:
Brooks Laich
Carey Price
Jeff Skinner - already got one semi-jailbait in my top 5 :)
Jordan Staal
Paul Bissonnette aka Biznasty
Pekka Rinne
Taylor Pyatt
Wayne Simmonds
Duncan Keith (I don't find him attractive but, damn, the man's exercise regime is legendary)
Jarrett Stoll (abs, but not the face)
Mike Richards
ReplyDeleteMike Richards
Mike Richards
Mike Richards
And Mike Richards
Jarret Stoll,
ReplyDeleteJarret Stoll's roomie Brad Richardson
ReplyDeleteMike Richard, jarret stoll, Brad Richardson
ReplyDeleteNot Evegeni Malkin
ReplyDeleteJames Neal
ReplyDeleteGABE LANDESKOG
Colin Wilson
John Tavares
Jeff Skinner
Paul Bissonnette
Henrik Lundqvist
Ok, I think I've got my top 5.
ReplyDeleteSimon Gagne
Jonathan Bernier
Taylor Pyatt
Henrik Lundqvist
Patrick Sharp
Special mention to Landeskog & Brayden Schenn. Easy to look at, if only they were a little older! ;)
My top 5 in order:
ReplyDeleteSidney Crosby
Gabriel landeskog
Johnathan toews
Patrick Kane
Kris letang
Jeff Carter
ReplyDeleteMike Richards
Jonathon Toews
John Tavares
Joffrey Lupul
mike richards, chris higgins, simon gagne, carey price, jeff carter
ReplyDeleteMike Richards
ReplyDeleteBrandon Prust
Gabriel Landeskog
John Carlson
Mike Green
Jeff Carter
ReplyDeleteZach Parise
Eric Staal
Sidney Crosby
Mike Richards
Top five in order:
ReplyDeleteKevin Bieksa
Duncan Keith
Jonathan Toews
PK Subban
Carey Price
(Re. Mike Richards: DEAR GOD, PLEASE NOT EVER.)
Tyler Seguin
ReplyDeleteGabe Landeskog
Evander Kane
Jeff Skinner
Jonathon Toews
Oh! I want to play!
ReplyDelete1. Henrik (no last name required)
2. Simon Gagne (so so good looking)
3. Kris Letang (with the hair down - or blowing in the wind is good too)
4. Tuomo Ruutu (with beard)
5. Ryan Malone (I'm not telling you why)
Gabe Landeskog
ReplyDeleteKevin Bieksa
Joffrey Lupul
Steven Stamkos
Jordan Staal
Yes! Another Bieksa vote! And here I was thinking I just threw my vote away!
DeleteMore, anyone? Inspiration?
Joffrey Lupul
ReplyDeleteMike Richards
Jeff Carter
Jarret Stol
Simon Gagne
Tyler Seguin, Jonathan Toews, Jarret Stoll, Gabriel Landeskog, Kris Letang
ReplyDelete(in no particular order)
Gabriel Landeskog
ReplyDeleteJeff Carter
PK Subban
Paul Bissonnette
Kris Letang
Jonathan Toews
ReplyDeleteMike Richards
Kris Letang
PK Subban
Jeff Skinner